The ladies’ toilets are a hotbed of activity during a night out (mostly because we always visit them in two or more). From checking outfits to a good old chinwag, here are 10 things you will always hear in the female bathrooms…
1. Does this look okay?/Are you sure this looks okay?
It doesn’t matter if you spent four hours picking out clothes and added new accessories after a 20-minute discussion with your bestie, you always get the dreaded outfit doubts.
2. I should have worn something else.
(See point number 1.)
3. Is there any toilet roll in there?
Will we EVER learn to check before we close the door?
4. Look at the state of my lipstick/blusher/hair.
We can never just accept that we look fabulous.
5. Can I borrow your lipstick/blusher/hairbrush?
That’s what friends are for.
6. Did you see her/him/them?
The ladies’ toilets are the one place we can be really honest and let loose with what we’re thinking. (Just check there’s nobody else in there when you do.)
7. I’ve had too much to drink/We should do shots!
The first one tends to be uttered at the end of the night… after someone else suggested the second one an hour previously.
8. These heels are killing me.
It doesn’t matter how many times you tell people, the pain won’t go away.
9. He’s an idiot (or a similar noun).
Whether this is among your group of friends or a stranger, there is always a romantic drama during a night out and you always end up hating the idiot (or other choice noun).
10. Hurry up, my song is on!
Undoubtedly the best moment of the evening…
