A Mean Girls inspired ‘burn-cookbook’ exists, and we’re hungry for it

So fetch.

We could watch this iconic film every day and not get bored... but what if you could EAT it? No, you won't be feasting down on a DVD or whatever, but you will be embracing Mean Girl inspired recipes. How, we hear you ask? Well, The Burn Cookbook is here, and it will feed your inner plastic. We promise. The synopsis of the book reads: "The Burn Cookbook is a hilarious, delicious must-have cookbook for chefs (and wannabes) everywhere! Jonathan Bennett (that's right, Aaron Samuels himself) dishes out a tasty parody of Mean Girls, serving up behind-the-scenes stories from the movie alongside awesome recipes for treats that your favourite mean girls should be enjoying in Girl World." The most important thing here is that Aaron Samuels basically wrote a book. "Like math, the language of food is the same in every country, and this cookbook is packed with amazing creations like Fetch-uccine Alfredo, You Go, Glenn (Hot) Cocoa, and Just Stab Caesar Salad." "Written with the help of rock star chef Nikki Martin, Jonathan also shares his favourite recipes from his own childhood, like his mom's famous stuffed shells, mandarin chicken salad, and other specialties that will round out any special event." "Perfect for happy hour (don't forget it's from 4:00 to 6:00 PM), Wednesdays, or when sweatpants are the only thing that fits, The Burn Cookbook is a must-own book for any food lover still trying making fetch happen." YES YES YES. Buy it here, you won't regret it.