Anyone have an extra £4,700 floating around?
If you’re lucky, your little tot could join the members-only club in West London, exclusively for toddlers.
Annual membership for the Purple Dragon club in Chelsea starts at £1,750 (€2,050) per child and goes up to a massive £4,000 (€4,686).
The premium membership means you can turn up at any time, get priority treatment for clubs and after-school classes and bring an unlimited number of guests.
So what do you get for your buck?
The club features a swimming pool, a recording studio, a soft-play area and a cooking room. There is also a huge playroom where toys are rotated on a three-week basis.
Adults can relax in pods as their kids play.
The popular club has a month-long waiting list.
The place also runs classes for toddlers such as “Round the World in 80 Days” where they can broaden their horizons as they learn how to make mini-Eiffel Towers and learn Maori dances.
Or they can record some music…
You’ll get your value’s worth too, adults can also join in the fun.
The Purple Dragon offers valet parking, a library, relaxation pods with internet access and huge TVs playing sports shows.
The club is billed as a place where families spend time together.
The members-only club features events and photos of the club.
And it’s not just a once-off either. Two other clubs similar have also opened in London recently, Cupcake Mum in Parsons Green and Maggie & Rose in Kensington.