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02nd Apr 2014

Hands Up if You Had a Tamagotchi… How About a Pooping Unicorn?

They didn't sell these in our day...

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The makers behind Bratz dolls have released their latest toy to hit the shelves – Moxie Girlz and their pooping unicorns. That’s not even the strangest part.

The unicorns poop rainbows. Yes, really.

The site tells young girls what it means to have ‘moxie’, quoting three impressive messages for feel-good confidence:

moxie

All sounds pretty good – until you learn all about their poopsy pets. A pet that poops rainbows. Maybe you can claim the educational benefits (god knows it didn’t take long for that Tomagotchi to die a.k.a a child was never going to survive our ‘mothering’ attempts) but this is definitely unique.

We’re not the only ones to think so either. There have been some interesting Amazon reviews for the new line itself:

amazon reviews

We’re not so sure this’ll be at the top of the Santy list come December.

Images via Moxie Girlz.