It’s what we’ve come to expect of – and love about – The Great British Bake Off: the innuendo.
So. Much. Innuendo.
After last week’s wink-wink-packed opener, tonight’s second episode was also packed with total FILTH.
Here’s everything we caught on tonight’s episode.
We were well warned in advance:
Attention #GBBO lovers!
Tonight’s episode at 8pm contains:
– Carpet eating 😱
– Extreme stiffness 😱😱
– DUNKING 😱😱😱 pic.twitter.com/v8dBGm87GP— British Bake Off (@BritishBakeOff) August 31, 2016
This week’s episode was BISCUIT WEEK.
Biscuit consumption in this country is going to rocket in the next hour, if my timeline is anything to go by….#GBBO
— 🎾Mrs LadyWife🎾 (@LadyWifeMe) August 31, 2016
Though at least one user wasn’t crazy about such a joyous snack becoming a source of stress:
https://twitter.com/TechnicallyRon/status/771061276722270212
Anyway, we were barely a minute into the episode – A MINUTE – before the filth started.
'I'll eat a bit of carpet!' – we're not even two minutes into this show 😂 #GBBO
— Darren McMahon (@DarrenMcMahon54) August 31, 2016
Well, that was a missed opportunity to get Mary Berry to say 'I'll munch a rug'. #GBBO
— Dr Kate Wiles (@katemond) August 31, 2016
https://twitter.com/ClaphamPabs/status/771061698711130112
https://twitter.com/garydunion/status/771063984363565056
Mentions of ‘tops’ sent the homosexuals into a frenzy:
https://twitter.com/antof/status/771063043920977920
https://twitter.com/ohchrisburton/status/771063134715011076
This is almost too easy:
https://twitter.com/TayloredBakes/status/771063583237177345
https://twitter.com/Wkhnage/status/771063532284674048
WHAT YOU CALL ME?
Who are you calling a messy batch? #gbbo
— 👋🏻 (@Ohanthonio) August 31, 2016
Nobody likes a messy batch
— Alex T Smith (@Alex_T_Smith) August 31, 2016
Best get that seen to:
https://twitter.com/LuBruton/status/771063703252983808
Same:
https://twitter.com/forgettheswan/status/771064600943009794
We’re better than this, aren’t we?
https://twitter.com/Derek_Faye/status/771064551798345728
Nah!
https://twitter.com/dontforgetjames/status/771065376901914624
https://twitter.com/LuBruton/status/771065790653198336
LOLS:
https://twitter.com/NikiAlbon/status/771066024141680640
https://twitter.com/ClaphamPabs/status/771065964607791104
This episode certainly had the right ‘stiff’:
https://twitter.com/ScarlettMoffatt/status/771066592243421184
https://twitter.com/TayloredBakes/status/771066078017556482
https://twitter.com/MrKenShabby/status/771066683209486336
"Do you need a pair of warm hands?"
"Why's it so stiff?"#GBBO #gbboinnuendo— Rob Corp (@RobertCorp) August 31, 2016
ABSOLUTE FILTH:
https://twitter.com/dontforgetjames/status/771066429093318656
https://twitter.com/benjamin_cook/status/771068213887176704
Ah come on now lads, you’re just baiting us now:
“Do you need a pair of warm hands? Either on your bag or on you?”#GBBO pic.twitter.com/NFdv9BeZfD
— British Bake Off (@BritishBakeOff) August 31, 2016
LOOK AT THIS!
“I just need to give it a bit of a beat just to soften it up a bit” #GBBO pic.twitter.com/SQXYeojMG6
— British Bake Off (@BritishBakeOff) August 31, 2016
Oh my…
https://twitter.com/MrShaneTelford/status/771068130961592320
This is getting out of hand:
https://twitter.com/Wkhnage/status/771068781695205377
It went so far in this episode that we may have passed from the ‘double’ to the ‘single’ entendre:
we have officially left the double entendre behind #stickygingercarpet #GBBO
— Chris Smyth (@merrychrissmyth) August 31, 2016
https://twitter.com/dontforgetjames/status/771069689724370990
Mary. Will eat. Sticky carpet. #GBBO
— Stephen Leng (@steveleng) August 31, 2016
“Were you ever a beaver, Paul?”#GBBO pic.twitter.com/ANqAKMRPtv
— British Bake Off (@BritishBakeOff) August 31, 2016
Hollywood loves a beaver.
Not even a euphemism. Filthy ratbag. #GBBO
— Sweary Berry (@SwearyBerry_) August 31, 2016
Perfectly valid request. #GBBO pic.twitter.com/GO0nGvI9b0
— British Bake Off (@BritishBakeOff) August 31, 2016
All of which led to the ultimate GBBO innuendo moment:
“Your sister tastes lovely…” #BiscuitWeek #GBBO pic.twitter.com/JeS5KRsGTn
— British Bake Off (@BritishBakeOff) August 31, 2016
Repeat:
"I think your sister tastes lovely" #GBBO pic.twitter.com/6saQvtpTyr
— Josh Barrie (@joshbythesea) August 31, 2016
Oh and just when we thought we were done for the night:
https://twitter.com/TayloredBakes/status/771074079151521792
See you next Wednesday for more mind-corrupting FILTH!