#WhyDidISayThat is yielding some pretty hilarious results.
Look it, we’ve all said some pretty silly things. Luckily, though, it’s usually only a few people in close proximately that get to laugh at you or walk away mortified for you. I won’t even get into the things I’ve said before.
Thankfully, people have been doing that on Twitter for us all to enjoy. It all started from The Tonight Show’s Jimmy Fallon who asked people to tweet things they’ve said in the past.
They did and boy are some of them funny.
Telling a customer to have a nice weekend when it’s only Monday? #whydidisaythat
— Maddie Hill (@MaaddiieeHill) August 15, 2016
the guy scanning boarding passes on Southwest just said “have a great flight” and I said “you too” #whydidisaythat ?
— Meagan Worrell (@meaganworrell) August 15, 2016
A distraught woman approached us & asks if we’ve seen her lost siamese cat, I replied “is that the one with 2 heads?” #WhyDidISayThat
— Max G (@maxgraham1998) August 15, 2016
me at a teacher on the hallway: “aww! what month are you in?”
turned out she wasn’t pregnant.. #WhyDidISayThat— Alexandru Simonescu (@8minutestorm) August 12, 2016
Tried to say “have a good day” to a customer, came out “have a gay”. #WhyDidISayThat
— Dank Sinatra (@Trouserdeagle) August 12, 2016
I once asked to the sister of my best friend’s girlfriend: “Where do you know her from?” #WhyDidISayThat
— Charlie de la Rosa (@delarockstar) August 5, 2016
At a café and I order “scrambled eggs with “eggs”, tomato & cheese.” Waitress: “I’d worry if they didn’t come with eggs” #WhyDidISayThat ?
— Dayna T (@dayna165) August 5, 2016
Once said excuse me to a mannequin. Then I realized it wasn’t a real person so I said “oh you’re not real. Sorry” #WhyDidISayThat
— Jody And Matt (@jodyandmatt) August 3, 2016
Getting off at my stop on the bus. Removed my headphones to say “thank you” to the driver but instead said “love you”. #WhyDidISayThat
— Scott Donohue (@lovelymachines) August 11, 2016
While talking with a coworker, I saw a large lady. I said “Look, all that meat and no potatoes”. He said, ” that’s my wife! #WhyDidISayThat
— Steve Cox (@LtSteveCox) August 5, 2016