Making A Murderer is AVERY good series. Sorry.
However, there’s far too many people talking about it at the moment and not everyone has finished the series, which leads to USLTPBH (Unintentional Spoilers Leading To Potential Bodily Harm).
So, I’ve come up with some foolproof codenames to use when you’re talking about the Making A Murderer stars, to help you avoid accidentally ruining people’s lives (like Manitowoc County did, the absolute divils).
Stephen Avery = Shakira
“Shakira is going ‘on tour’ and I am very angry about this.”
Brendan Dassey = Britney
“Britney is a poor baby who doesn’t know any better. Set her free please Manitowoc County.”
Ken Kratz = Ke$ha
“Ke$ha is the worst human being in the world.”
Barb Tadych = Beyoncé
“Beyoncé is an angel and doesn’t deserve the hardships she’s been dealt in this world.”
Dolores Avery = Dr Dre
“Dr Dre is doing his absolute best in this world and is an inspirational character”
Dean Strang & Jerry Buting = Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen
“Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen are beautiful inside and out and we are not worthy of their Earthly presence”
