This has got to be the most ridiculous item of royal wedding merchandise we’ve seen

We are counting down the days.

It is exactly one month and seven days until Prince Harry and Meghan Markle take to St George's Chapel at Windsor Castle (where Harry was christened), to say "I do". And as the wedding gets closer, the level of merch people are trying to flog increases. We have seen life-sized cut-outs of the happy couple for sale on Party Packs, t-shirts of Harry and Meghan for your pooches, and now, we think this is seriously taking the biscuit. Someone on Etsy has designed royal wedding wooden spoons of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle's face. Yep, wooden spoons... for baking... with their faces on them... So if you've ever dreamed of whipping up something with a royal touch, well, now could be your chance. The set of two spoons cost €22.63 and described as "useable or decorative", fantastic. And if you can't choose from these two spoons, why not opt for one with their two faces on it (yes, this exists too...) You just couldn't make this up! You can purchase the spoons online today here and get them in plenty of time for the royal wedding. Yeow. The royal wedding takes place this May 12 at St. George's Chapel at Windsor Castle with the service beginning at midday. We cannot wait!