‘Dora the Explorer’ suspended from school for vaping

We bloody knew that goody-two-shoes act was a front. Dora the Explorer may have had kids and parents the world over fooled with her bilingual adventures, but we weren't having it for a second. We've long suspected she was hiding dark secrets in that purple backpack of hers - and now we feel utterly vindicated. Dora - if that's even her real name - has been suspended from school for vaping in the toilets. That's right - your precious little adventure girl is a teenage tearaway. When you think about it, all the signs were there. Her dealer (Isa the Iguana), the narc on her tail (Swiper), and a f*cking monkey for a best friend. Image via Nickelodeon 'My name's Dora and I solve riddles whilst introducing pre-schoolers to basic Spanish! Ooh! Love me!' Pathetic. Okay, maybe we're being a little bit disingenuous. It's actually the 15-year-old actress who voices the character, Fatima Ptacek, who has been suspended for a sneaky vape. Ptacek was "caught using a vapor pen to inhale caramel-flavored water", according to the Associated Press. But don't let that stop you having a healthy suspicion of her animated alter-ego. Mark our words - Dora the Explorer is trouble. And so is Sofia the First Worst for that matter...and don't get us started on Peppa f*cking Pig and all her oinky bullsh*t. This article was originally posted on JOE.co.uk.