Wes from Love Island has ‘done bits.’
Did you know that? Were you aware? Has he said it enough times on the show and made a big enough deal about the fact that he has been sexually intimate with somebody on the television?
Nah, we don’t think so either to be honest.
Wes has alluded to the fact that he has had his penis touched by the hands of a woman so much on Love Island, that he’s even gone and set up a society for people who have also had similar experiences.
It’s called the ‘Do Bits Society’ and we utterly despise anybody who admits to being a member.
Turns out though people are fairly into declaring that they are, in fact, a member of the Do Bits Society because it makes them sound cool and hip and sexual active (wow, crazy) or whatever.
People are so into this idea that they’ve actually started buying personalised Do Bits Society mugs to sip their tea out of while they detail what the touch of a woman feels like.
Cool.
The mugs are being sold by UK site, Getting Personal, and they include a DBS logo and your name on the top.
Stunning.
The current members of Love Island‘s DBS are Wes (no way), Laura, Megan, and Adam.
Eyal was also in there but he was mercilessly dumped from the villa the other night, so we suppose he’ll have to do some of his bits from the comfort of his home from now on.
Shame.
