Want to spice this Christmas up a little?
Well, there’s not a sex toy calendar to help you along.
Whether you’ve been with your partner for years now, or are just in a new relationship, we’re pretty sure this would put a smile on anybody’s face… especially if you use a new one everyday leading up to December 25.
Lovehoney announced the new calendar, and said it will bring you on an ‘unforgetable adventure’ this festive season.
We’re intrigued.
Aptly named, The Best Sex of Your Life advent calendar, it includes hand cuffs, a feather tickler, a blindfold, and even a tiny little dildo.
“Get your hands on these incredible sex toys, including specially selected award-winners, cult favourites and fabulous newbies, guaranteed to spread good cheer this holiday season,” the description reads.
It’s also half price right now, so if you needed an excuse to buy it, there is it.