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Episode 10 is out now!
“What do you want me to do, suck you off?”
In case you have for some reason been living under a rock for the past day, you’ll be more than well aware of the whole Maura/Tom debacle.
In case you’re not, do no fret because we’re going to go ahead and fill you in via one solid sentence: Tom is a dick who is desperate to be a lad and Maura is a queen and also a feminist icon.
That’s it. That’s the tea.
During tonight’s show, the event of the summer continued as Maura went on to explain via lots of shouting why what Tom did was disrespectful, rude, and stupid.
And despite the fact that Tom did seem to want to apologise, his conversation about the scenario with the rest of the lads left a lot to be desired.
Namely because none of them seemed to understand why what Tom had said was that much of a big deal.
Apart from Anton. Anton’s a good guy. Anton gets it.
Among the lads who were unable to understand why Maura was pissed off were Michael, Curtis, Jordan (who?), and essentially everybody else in the room who said that if Maura was able to talk about sex, why shouldn’t Tom?
But as Anna so candidly said while the pair of them were hiding outside the bedroom, you’re talking about your sex, he’s talking about you.
Anyway, while viewers sort of expected as such from Tom and Jordan (because who are they, really?), they were fairly surprised that the likes of Curtis and Michael were getting in on it all.
And more so that they were all so desperate to cover for Tom when he had actively fucked up.
tom is LYING curtis is an ENABLER these boys are WEAK #LoveIsland
— Beth McColl (@imbethmccoll) June 24, 2019
https://twitter.com/ventihoex/status/1143249494294835201
All of them joined forces to help him lie 😦, men are shit😴 #loveisland pic.twitter.com/XrQ74wsWSA
— Nne (@ohemaannez) June 24, 2019
https://twitter.com/Enternalanxiety/status/1143250132772827136
this episode is scientific proof men are trash, not even Einstein could get these results #LoveIsland
— lewys (@lookingforlewys) June 24, 2019
https://twitter.com/Dromey442/status/1143250311777333248
https://twitter.com/Alex_Taylor0/status/1143250302965039104
“blame it all on us” no Curtain hun that’s not how accountability works. if Tom tries to play this as anything but his entire, humiliating fuck-up then I will parachute into the villa and give him a wedgie #LoveIsland
— Beth McColl (@imbethmccoll) June 24, 2019
Lads lads lads, eh?
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