Fifty Shades of Grey is one of the most hotly-anticipated films of this year and it hit cinemas nationwide this weekend which got us thinking what it would be like if it had been set in Ireland.
1. First kiss in a lift? We’d prefer a park or a romantic restaurant.
2. When you live in Ireland, you ALWAYS carry an umbrella.
3. Comfort is everything to us. The blindfold would need to be fluffy.
4. We’ll put our own seatbelt on thanks.
5. We don’t like turbulence… so this would not make us happy.
6. He’d be getting a firm slap for this!
7. No Irish guy is this neat and organised…
8. … or this smooth at taking off his top.
9. We’d never let a guy distract us from our studies. (Then again, that guy was never Jamie Dornan.)
10. “Mr O’Brien will see you now” just doesn’t have the same ring to it.
11. We’d grab the glass of wine.
