Scream is one of the greatest horror films of recent years but we got to thinking about what it would have been like had it been set in Ireland. Let’s just say we reckon we would have survived.
1. You call that an ugly cry face? We can show you an ugly cry face!
2. We never liked that guy.
3. We wouldn’t have waited for him to turn around. We’d be sprinting already.
4. Our jumpers make that thing look like a t-shirt.
5. We’re not stupid enough to run up the stairs.
This…
6. They clearly don’t know what kitchen safety is.
7. We love it when someone calls.
8. He’d never fit into our wardrobes.
9. We know when to make smart comments. This is not the time.
10.This is true…
… but we go mad on the dance floor.
