Vicky Pattison’s view on having children is so typically Vicky Pattison

Vicky Pattison is not a person known for holding her tongue.

The former Geordie Shore star is something of a gas ticket, as our Vicky comes out with all sorts all while on TV. If her spontaneous outbursts on Geordie Shore didn't entertain you, then her appearance in I'm A Celebrity... would've definitely warmed even the most ice-hearted to the reality star. Moving on her reality appearances, it seems like Vicky has found love with businessman John Noble.

Happy Valentine's Day to my partner in crime. Love you to bits ❤❤❤ #valentines

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The presenter and businessman have been together for a few months, but in speaking to The Daily Star, Vicky seemed to have big plans for her current beau.

"‘John’s the one. I have no doubt in my mind. He’s the one I will settle down with and marry."

In speaking about their future together, she dropped something of a bomb when talking about not having children, revealing she'd never have them all because of upkeep of her vagina.

"I love him and his company but I’m not prepared to carry something for nine months which would then ruin my body, steal my career and destroy my vagina.

In true Vicky fashion, she didn't hold her tongue and her view on procreating is almost beautiful.

"After all that what if it turns out to be a pr**k and I don’t even like it. Everyone says you will fall in love with your baby, but why?"