Tom Hardy’s 2008 MySpace Page Is All Kinds Of Amazing

We are all haunted by our cyber past and Hollywood heartthrob Tom Hardy is no exception. Nowadays he may be rubbing shoulders with Charlize Theron on the big screen, but once upon a time Tom Hardy had an absolute gem of a MySpace account. From the looks of it the Mad Max star was rather fond of posting semi-nude duckface photos and referring to himself as "a goldfish walking through a desert." (If you opened this at work, we're sorry.)

Tom Hardy's MySpace profile #neverforget pic.twitter.com/Xp3BtfeSUU

— Benjamin Lee (@benfraserlee) May 18, 2015

I'm so so so so glad Tom Hardy had a myspace and uploaded terrible pictures of himself to it. pic.twitter.com/9vVelhqZ — Diandra (@diandrasharline) December 23, 2012

Tom Hardy's old Myspace pictures.... hahahahah pic.twitter.com/0i80inhd — Komz. (@_komzlfc) September 28, 2012

Remember when Tom Hardy had a MySpace? (His actual original caption: x i'm cooking a turkey yo x x) pic.twitter.com/Gizs0VZD63 — Dani (◡‿◡✿) (@chlorrofthemask) May 26, 2015

An excerpt from his 'About Me' section reads: "I act for a living now adopting characters for money, it is a language I was born into.  "I pray I don’t get caught up “living the dream.” such a lonely place [sic]." If you're lonely Tom, we'll keep you company.