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03rd Jul 2012

Suri’s Burn Book – Our Funniest Twitter Obsession

The real thing might be the cutest child in showbiz, and she looks like butter wouldn't melt... but the imitation Suri Cruise on Twitter doesn't pull any punches whatsoever!

Suri’s Burn Book – just one more reason why we love Twitter.

For months now the Twitter and Tumblr accounts that claim to chronicle TomKat’s daughter’s musings has made us laugh out loud over our morning cuppa. 

Billed as ‘A study in Suri and the people who disappoint her’, we get a very tongue-in-cheek look at how Suri feels about her parents, other celebrities, and more importantly, other celebrities’ children.

To almost 50,000 followers, ‘Suri’ posts such gems as:


‘Adele’s baby: already trying to steal my thunder.’ 

‘Carla Bruni-Sarkozy’s son Aurélien: How do you say “a little crush” in French?’

‘Going barefoot in Paris is like showing up to the Oscars in a denim miniskirt. I mean you, Blue Ivy.’


As for the events of the past week? Well, just take a look at the ‘official statement’:


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