If you’ve finally got to the end of Ulysses, we have your next reading challenge lined up.
Fresh from his stint on I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here, Joey Essex is releasing an autobiography. Yup, the greasy haired one will release a book on his life this May and the tome will include details of his rise to fame in The Only Way Is Essex, winning the hearts of the nation after appearing on the jungle reality show last year and the tragic death of his mother, who committed suicide when he was ten years old.
Of course, there was only one possible title, ‘Joey Essex: Being Reem’, so if you’re looking to polish up your Essex slang, learn some tanning tips or find stockists of very tight, shiny trousers, this is book for you!
