There are a few regrets about life that are relatively normal. Most of us wish we would have travelled more or maybe started a savings account earlier, Robbie Williams, however has said that his biggest regret is not making a sex tape when he had the chance. Eh…okay…
The Take That star has reportedly said that if he could “go back in time” he would definitely bust out a video recorder and compile some footage of his crazy bedroom antics.
Speaking to The Sun recently, Robbie revealed that if he could start his life again, he would “have done a couple of sex tapes.” He also admitted that he did actually try to make one before but unfortunately (or fortunately depending on how you view the situation) it “didn’t work.”
Robbie said that in hindsight he was actually glad that it went wrong because it would have landed him in a lot of trouble, but he did say: “it involved copious amounts of cocaine and playing snooker with a rope.”
Snooker with a rope? We don’t even want to know…
Would you watch a Robbie Williams sex tape?
The good news is that Robbie is planning on keeping his pants on for the foreseeable future and is instead focusing all his efforts on being a good father.
“I went all the way through my 20s, think I was sentenced to a life of mental imprisonment but I’m in a better place now. I was absolutely f*****g deluded,” said Robbie recently.
“I’ve always considered myself to be perpetually 19 and now I can’t be. Also, you go through therapy and blame your parents – now all of a sudden you’re a parent and there’s no one to blame any more. Your child could blame you,” he added.
Well Robbie, as long as you don’t release a sex tape in the foreseeable future, we’re fairly sure you’ll make a fantastic dad.