People were comparing the Queen to a Teletubbie at the royal wedding

Apologies if you're reading this ma'am but people are saying some bad thing, some bad, bad things, about what you wore to the royal wedding today.

See, I'm sure when you put your costume together you were just trying to avoid causing any controversy, with the FA Cup final on you couldn't wear blue or red - you wanted to stay neutral. You wanted to wear a colour that nobody could disagree with. A natural colour. Green, green you thought. The colour of grass and trees and frogs and jade. You know nice stuff. But people didn't want to say nice stuff, ma'am, they wanted to tear you down. They wanted to commit what you might even call treason. And that's a serious crime, isn't it? You can get locked up in the tower for that. You can do serious time for that. See, they looked at the pictures and they said, that woman, that woman who has served our country for over six decades, looks like Dipsy from the Tellytubbies. Off with their heads, I say. https://twitter.com/cjam__/status/997806907493675008 https://twitter.com/ITS_MR_D/status/997803954523209728 https://twitter.com/flashHarryc/status/997792811369074688 Grim.