Her wedding to stripper slash plasterer slash Eastenders extra Kieran Hayler took us all by surprise and with Katie’s previous track record, we didn’t really have high hopes for the new couple but it seems the marriage has already got off to a bad start.

The 34-year-old has hit out at the resort where she and her new hubby chose to tie the knot in the Bahamas, saying it was ugly, the staff were rude and her honeymoon was ruined.

The bride who is famous for her blunt one-liners hit out at the Sandals Royal Bahamian Resort saying the setting for her vows was less than romantic “if you looked the other way there were ugly skyscrapers”.

Katie also went onto to reveal that the sunbeds were plastic, their wedding tent “looked like it came out of B&Q” and the atmosphere was “more 18-30” than royal.

Was the theme My Big Fat Gypsy Caribbean Wedding?

She finished the rant in her column in The Sun with “Sandals, my a*** — it was more like a smelly old flip-flop.”

The five-star resort which is known for its impeccable service and stunning beach-side location said they were “disappointed Ms Price was not happy with her stay” and that as a gesture of goodwill, they are willing to offer Price a refund on the condition that she does not stay in any of their resorts or hold any future weddings there. Just in case she’s already eyeing up her next victim, ahem we mean husband.

The model, who is on husband number three, also claims that their butler made derogatory remarks and asked if she was a porn star, which the hotel is denying.

Maybe he had watched her infamous home video with ex-boyfriend Dane Bowers and got confused...