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25th Feb 2014

Full Frontal Shame – Today’s Celebrity Google Search Is… Michael Fassbender

Lets hope that Michael doesn’t bother to Google himself anytime soon...


Imagine being so famous that if you were to type your name into Google you could discover just about anything about yourself.

Michael Fassbender was born in Heidelberg, Germany, to a German father, Josef, and an Irish mother, Adele (originally from Larne, County Antrim, in Northern Ireland). Michael was raised in the town of Killarney, Co. Kerry, in south-west Ireland, where his family moved to when he was two years old. He is based in London, England, and is known for his roles in the films Inglourious BasterdsX-Men: First Class,Shame and 12 Years a Slave… or so IMDb tells us.

Between Shame, being a shark and full frontals, we’re not entirely sure how Fassbender would feel if ever decided to Google himself.

Here’s what the Internet tells us about the actor.

Michael Fassbender … the top four things the Internet associates with the star. Screen Shot 2014-02-25 at 17.24.36

Who is he? 

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Fassbender and…

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What does he have? Interesting… 

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What does Fassbender hate? Nothing, because he’s a lover not a hater.

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The top image search categories are…

1. Full frontal, (surprise, surprise).

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2. Give the people what they want… More of Fassbender’s body.

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3. His acting talents in 300.

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4. More of his movie titles.

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5. The lucky lady.

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The Internet’s favourite Fassbender moment in gif form.

The top video for Michael… That Guinness advert.

We wonder what he’d think of these search results… Totes emosh.