Ah, the nip slip.
It’s a tale as old as time itself.
A woman wears clothes. That woman steps out into the outside world.
For whatever reason, the woman’s boob falls out of her top slightly.
The woman has a nipple. People freak out.
Nip slips are often described as shocking or embarrassing or essentially the worst thing that could ever happen to a person ever even though it’s literally just a nipple like, it’s grand.
One person who knows exactly how grand and inconsequential it is is Chrissy Teigen.
So much so that when she was told that she had suffered (and oh, how she suffered) a nip slip, she offered a totally sincere and not at all piss-take of an apology to those who were forced to view her accidental nipple.
She was very, very sorry.
for immediate release pic.twitter.com/c6226cR6eJ
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) October 26, 2017
She said:
“I just want to apologise to everyone I know. I’ve let my friends down, I’ve let my family down.
“I have nipples. It’s not something I’m proud of.”
So brave. So raw.
Obviously knowing how the world wide web would react to her nipple, Chrissy’s assistant even took it upon herself to delete the snap where the slip occurs.
What is it like being an assistant in Hollywood, you ask? pic.twitter.com/Eo4qolTLxK
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) October 26, 2017
The things we do, right?
