Dear lord, what a sad little life Andrew.
Andrew Tate has hit back at Greta Thunberg with a bizarre two-minute video after she accused him of having “small d**k energy”.
The British American media personality targeted the climate activist with a tweet bragging about his 33 cars that produce “enormous emissions” earlier this week.
In a tweet mocking both climate change and Greta, Tate wrote: “Hello @GretaThunberg.
“I have 33 cars. My Bugatti has a w16 8.0L quad turbo. My TWO Ferrari 812 competizione have 6.5L v12s. This is just the start.
“Please provide your email address so I can send a complete list of my car collection and their respective enormous emissions.”
— Greta Thunberg (@GretaThunberg) December 28, 2022
Her response has racked up more than 219,000 likes, with many praising the young Swede for her savage takedown.
One person said: “Ambulance for Andrew Tate.”
Another commented: “Hello. Yes, police please. I’d like to report the murder of Andrew Tate.”
And a third simply described the tweet as “beautiful.”
Hello. Yes, police please. I'd like to report the murder of Andrew Tate.
— James Copley (@JamesCopley_) December 28, 2022
And, as if to confirm that Greta was right all along, Tate has desperately responded to her tweet.
Tate desperately claimed she had in fact outed herself as having ‘small d**k energy.’
In a bizarre two-minute video response in which he smoked a cigar and was served pizza by an unseen help, Tate says labelled her a “slave to the matrix.
He captioned the video: “Thank you for confirming via your email address that you have a small penis @GretaThunberg.
“The world was curious. And I do agree you should get a life.”
In the clip, he called Thunberg a “slave of the matrix” before launching into his tirade in which he also voices his belief that climate change is fake.
He said: “She thinks she’s doing good … someone has convinced her to try and convince you to beg your government to tax you into poverty to stop the sun from being hot.
“And then, because I called her out of it, the global matrix got this bot farm to like and retweet to try and pretend that her telling me that she has a small dick in her own email address somehow teaches me a lesson.”
Thank you for confirming via your email address that you have a small penis @GretaThunberg
The world was curious.
— Andrew Tate (@Cobratate) December 28, 2022
Many mocked Tate further for his pretty pathetic response, and suggested that in an attempt to convince people he wasn’t wound up by the whole thing he had in fact proven just how angry he actually was.
Andrew Tate: [*spends 10 hours putting together a video reply to prove he's Not Mad at the teenager who ethered him in a fight he picked with her*]
the saddest simps alive: this guy is very Masculine
— Tyler Foster #AbortiononDemandandWithoutApology (@tylergilfoster) December 28, 2022
— Owen Jones (@OwenJones84) December 28, 2022
Andrew Tate sitting in his 33 cars after he got bodied by a teenager
— Lolo Jones (@lolojones) December 28, 2022
The only thing Tate’s video response has done is confirm that Greta Thunberg truly lives rent free in his head.